January 2012
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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omgomgomg nevermind, today is gonna be a good hair...
WOOOOOOOOOO
Jan 26th
fuck you, hair. why do you decide to look so good...
#firstworldproblems
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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2 tags
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
49 notes
1 tag
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
99 notes
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i just wanna spend tonight drifting… wearing out the last of my tires, up and down winding roads, carefree
Jan 20th
4 notes
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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5 tags
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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SCHOOL:
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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"Butterflies can't see their wings. They can't see...
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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my marriage, when I get married.
me: hey babe welcome home
husband: *kiss* hey baby how are you to-
me: take off your pants
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husband: hey i just ordered some chinese food
me: how long did they say it would take?
husband: about 30 mins
me: get naked
husband: but i thought we were gonna-
me: naked. now
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husband: i'm bored
me: lay down.now
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me: i love you so much
husband: i love you too...it's a beautiful saturday morning and i don't have to work today. We should go to the park and-
me: get in the bed
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husband: there is this great new bookstore around the corner wanna go?
me: nope.sex
husband: but they have that book you wanted and i was-
me: sex
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me: i had a crappy day at work today
husband: want me to make you some tea?
me: i want you naked. i'm angry
husband: what about a back rub?
me: naked...drop your pants
husband: you mean you don't want to talk about it? really?!
me: drop your pants and put ya dick in my mouth...this is not a fucking game.
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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WatchWatch
dearjhun: kaysunshine: sarahhforreal: tyleroakley: I need to do this to my little siblings. I so need to do this to my roommates or sister! omggggggggggggggggggggg - LMFAO I AM DOING TO SOMEONE ONE DAY! lmfao
Jan 17th
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Yesterday I set my wifi's name to "Hack this if...
most-awkward-moments: When I checked it today, it was called “Challenge accepted” 
Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
680 notes
1 tag
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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irritable mess
i rarely ever take public transportation if i enter an empty bus, and someone comes on next and of all the empty seats to choose from, they choose to sit next to me? i’m sorry, but fuck you.
Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
Jan 12th
Jan 11th
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