January 2012
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omgomgomg nevermind, today is gonna be a good hair...
WOOOOOOOOOO
fuck you, hair. why do you decide to look so good...
#firstworldproblems
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i just wanna spend tonight drifting…
wearing out the last of my tires, up and down winding roads, carefree
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SCHOOL:
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
"Butterflies can't see their wings. They can't see...
my marriage, when I get married.
me: hey babe welcome home
husband: *kiss* hey baby how are you to-
me: take off your pants
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husband: hey i just ordered some chinese food
me: how long did they say it would take?
husband: about 30 mins
me: get naked
husband: but i thought we were gonna-
me: naked. now
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husband: i'm bored
me: lay down.now
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me: i love you so much
husband: i love you too...it's a beautiful saturday morning and i don't have to work today. We should go to the park and-
me: get in the bed
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husband: there is this great new bookstore around the corner wanna go?
me: nope.sex
husband: but they have that book you wanted and i was-
me: sex
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me: i had a crappy day at work today
husband: want me to make you some tea?
me: i want you naked. i'm angry
husband: what about a back rub?
me: naked...drop your pants
husband: you mean you don't want to talk about it? really?!
me: drop your pants and put ya dick in my mouth...this is not a fucking game.
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dearjhun:
kaysunshine:
sarahhforreal:
tyleroakley:
I need to do this to my little siblings.
I so need to do this to my roommates or sister!
omggggggggggggggggggggg
- LMFAO I AM DOING TO SOMEONE ONE DAY!
lmfao
Yesterday I set my wifi's name to "Hack this if...
most-awkward-moments:
When I checked it today, it was called “Challenge accepted”
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irritable mess
i rarely ever take public transportation
if i enter an empty bus, and someone comes on next and of all the empty seats to choose from, they choose to sit next to me? i’m sorry, but fuck you.
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